<?php

namespace ChuckNorris;

class ChuckNorris
{
    public function RunPlugin()
    {
        $chuck[] = 'They say that if you type "Google" into Google you break the internet. If you type "Chuck Norris" into Google, the internet breaks you.';
        $chuck[] = 'Chuck Norris doesn\'t go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.';
        $chuck[] = 'Chuck Norris can surf the internet, literally.';
        $chuck[] = 'Chuck Norris has a website, it\'s called the internet.';
        $chuck[] = 'Chuck Norris can download the whole internet onto a floppy disk.';
        $chuck[] = 'Even Google can\'t find Chuck Norris...';
        $chuck[] = 'The safest internet password known to man is: Chuck Norris';
        $chuck[] = 'Chuck Norris e-mail is: gmail@chucknorris.com';
        $chuck[] = 'The inernet is something Chuck Norris made in 10 minutes just for a laugh';
    
        return '<q>' . $chuck[mt_rand( 0, count( $chuck ) - 1 )] . '</q>';
    }
}
